Darwin’s Death Mix

Description

This spice mix is not a seasoning—it is a tiny jar of edible chaos. Start with the smallest pinch humanly possible, then maybe cut that in half, because a little goes so far it may require its own travel itinerary. Packed with cayenne, jalapeño, habanero, ghost pepper, Trinidad scorpion, Carolina reaper, and whatever else decided to choose violence in the garden, this blend delivers heat with the enthusiasm of a dragon having a bad day. Use responsibly, hydrate aggressively, and remember: your stomach may forgive you, but tomorrow morning’s bathroom run probably will not. Consider this less of a condiment and more of a questionable life choice.